The Third Annual Splooshies Awards

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0:25KT: Cheers, friends and lovers, and welcome to the twenty twenty two third annual Splooshies Awards in the For Your Reference household. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. What a fun, exciting time. Thank you to everyone that has followed us along since 2019 in the For Your Reference podcast, and thank you to those that have joined us along the way. A lot of our foundational references that we make were solidified in the first year of the podcast, and I'm very excited to get into a lot of nominees even though I feel like Oti, he not necessarily Splooshies

1:05KT: so white, but he did use his he did use his powers for evil and I didn't get everything that I wanted nominated unfortunately. Also, shout outs to our patrons for being a part of the Splooshies Awards Committee. Welcome. Welcome. One and all, the dress code is whatever makes you sexy and whatever still fits, friends and lovers. Let's get into this intro mashup. Welcome to an earnest attempt at an iconic franchise. Sorry. Welcome to an anthology that does not relate to previous offerings. Welcome back to the iconic franchise, but also not. Welcome to the franchise's

2:11KT: two tumultuous round melon breasts being supported by the broad shoulders of LL Cool J Erotica.

2:19Oti: Oh.

2:21KT: I'm not done yet. Welcome to providing contextual insight of what made the icon come to be. You know what? At this fucking point, you decide to welcome yourself. Take it or leave it, shirt tuckers. So come to the charms of Pam Grier compelling you to simp, respectfully. Join us with proof of Tarantino range with Jackie Brown this week. Doopatong has entered the chat with the pertinent query, how many licks does it take to get to the center of checks notes? Professional virgins, put on your hat for a dramatic face reveal and yell suckers

3:01KT: as you, check notes, escape into a portal. Choose your fighter as we enter the outworld with the Mortal Kombat films.

3:12Oti: Wow.

3:13KT: Welcome to the b verse where symbolism and commentary collide and sting the unaware. Indulge in another tasty sweetie man with us this week with Candyman. Open the holy book of Clarence and initiate the countdown. Allow us the latitude of completion with The Harder They Fall this week. Jack in with sentient machines, metanarratives, and deja vu. Jack in with sentient machines, metanarratives,

3:46KT: and deja vu. Tilt your head back and open wide as we deconstruct the Matrix films this week. Find your faculties and meet me at the Billowing Blouse Lake. You are cordially invited as we present ourselves to society with the 1995 BBC miniseries only officially recognized in the FYR Household, Pride and Prejudice. Ussar,

4:10Oti: you cannot breathe.

4:11KT: Establish the pee pee corner and distribute the saliva flowing buttons as we navigate boundless human stupidity in the 1997 film, Cube. Roll the intro credits to a timely spiritual awakening, diner boogie, and gimp related injuries. Take a bite out of the big kahuna with Pulp Fiction this week. Choose your adventure as we grow roots, set sail, and uncover familial betrayal with the sixth and final season of the series, Vikings. Stash the contraband oregano cover for your superiors because my jurisdiction is in your face. Woah.

4:55KT: Court is in session this week with A Few Good Men. All aboard the pussy wagon as we pluck aesthetics around the world but fail to build substance. Dodge the five point boar exploding foot technique with Kill Bill this week.

5:13Oti: Woo hoo.

5:13KT: Hold

5:16KT: onto your bosom, Jelly, and allow me to break the fourth wall. Your tithes are due at the church of reference consciousness. And for all those that are listening, everyone's tithes are due in the For Your Reference household. So please send us your social security number, or if you were brave and Matt Damon told you to be brave, your crypto card. Wow. How did you how do you feel in the last past year, Oti? I can't believe it's been a year.

5:46Oti: I'm happy we got to see some new stuff even though, you know, I've hated on most of it.

5:46KT: Well, you need to decompress somewhere,

5:46Oti: Yeah. It doesn't take away that we all appreciate everything that we do watch and it's all for entertainment. And even the ones we are hushed just on, it did provide a moment even if it's a glimpse of levity, and that's all we can ask for. Beyond Tarantino. Right? Beyond Tarantino.

6:14KT: Okay. Good to know. Good to know. We're going to get into our Mini Splooshies, friends and lovers. This is general overall stats that we've had for the third year of podcasting. Oti, we're gonna play a fun game where you can guess. Alright. In our third year of the For Your Reference podcast, this surprised me, so I'm sure it will surprise you. What would you say was the most popular episode?

6:40Oti: Oh, I'd say Succession.

6:43KT: Snowfall.

6:45Oti: Come through Franklin.

6:47KT: Come through, Cissy Saint.

6:50Oti: Yeah.

6:52KT: Because also the fact that it's been out for a while, but just in the trajectory of the listenership and the ongoing listenership to Snowfall, it is most welcome. And we are looking forward to the new season of Snowfall coming out at the end of February.

6:52Oti: Yeah. I feel like that only happened because we didn't do Money Heist.

6:52KT: Yeah. And we'll talk about it in another forum at another time. We're keeping it glitzy. We're keeping it sexy, and we've unbuttoned our pants already if you're nasty. Even if you're not. If you're not. Yes.

7:26KT: Embrace the splooshes or otherwise. Country. Pop most popular country. Where are we getting our most listenership? America. For the third fucking time in a row, you niches. Mhmm. And Castbox is still our most popular, most preferred listen to. Alright. Also, out to the Castbox in 2020. We were included in a newly created category called amplifying black voices. Sorry, Oti. I'll I'll I'll let you speak after.

7:54KT: I

7:56KT: just need to amplify how important your voice is. So I need to need to verbally say how important your voice is, but not let you speak. Is that okay?

7:56Oti: That's fine. That's fine by me.

7:56KT: Okay. Well, let's talk about length. Let's talk about duration, friends and lovers. What would you say was our shortest episode?

8:16Oti: Oh, shortest episode. Come on, mister editor. Oh, oh, oh. I'd say it's probably Kill Bill.

8:16KT: No. It's Hachi.

8:16Oti: Oh.

8:16KT: Yeah. Thirty seven minutes.

8:16Oti: That is Richard Gere.

8:30KT: Didn't give us too much. Yeah. It's not called the jerbies. It's called the splooshies. And, you know, friends and lovers, a podcast is a podcast. Movies can be surface level, but this helped me grieve my childhood dog that passed away. So albeit short, it was definitely something that was nice to channel my grief into. Longest episode. What would you say is our longest episode, Oti?

8:58Oti: Oh, I think it would be Insecure.

8:58KT: No. It's not.

8:58Oti: Oh, what is it?

9:06KT: Well, friends and lovers, it seems like it's a pattern because last year, I'm pretty sure it was Julio with the Amélie episode coming in a close second. We had Filmbusters talking about District 9 hardcore prawn, and it is also our one and only guest of last year. And it was a Thanks for Coming podcast with Seth Jamal and Stoney of Edge of Seventeen. Oh. One hour and twenty four minutes.

9:34KT: This was this year. I think Kolby still got the record of two hours of us talking about power, but that was so much fun. It was. Shout out to our beloved friends and lovers. And very deliciously, there is a Venn diagram of patrons as well. So thank you so much. Generally, we delivered 54 episodes in general of this third year of podcasting. Nice. So for the lifetime of the podcast, we've been going on for three years, and we've released a 162 episode, Oti. Impressive. Yeah. If we may wank ourselves so splooshly. Mhmm.

10:09KT: From March 2021 to February 2022, we've spanned eight countries and six decades. Nice. We've released 54 episodes in the third year of the podcast, 54 review episodes, and six of them are Tarantino films. Yep. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Along in the same pattern on every year, we've covered more films and TV shows, I guess, given the nature of. But I think we do on a day to day, week to week basis watch more TV shows. We do. We've covered 15 shows and 35 films. But that's also not including the millions

10:48KT: of not so much successful, but very much voluptuous LL Cool J melons in Halloween because there's so many films in that franchise. In regards to countries, we've covered 41 American films or TV shows, two from Australia. Okay. We had the Russell Crowe, Some of Us Mhmm. And Redfern Now. Britonia, we did one. South Korea, one. Spain, one. Denmark. You know which Denmark.

11:17Oti: Would that be your Mads?

11:19KT: Well, he's my Mads, but he's got my panties.

11:23Oti: Riders of Justice.

11:25KT: Oh, right. Yeah. Riding all the cycles. Thank you very much. Canada, one, and New Zealand, one. K. So we're we're making our way around the world, friends and lovers. Our oldest film decade is the nineteen seventies. We've covered two. Nineteen eighties, two. Nineteen nineties, second highest, 13.

11:47Oti: Oh.

11:47KT: 2000,

11:49KT: 6. Twenty tens, 8. Twenty twenties, 19. So in the twenty twenties, we've covered the most. And very acutely, very nicely, we are continuing to build our own Firm Foundation, if you'll pardon the pun, Oti. We've revisited five TV shows in this last year.

11:49Oti: Oh, wow.

11:49KT: Snowfall, Vikings, Money Heist, Insecure, and Succession.

11:49Oti: All good shows.

11:49KT: Okay. I'm glad you approve, Oti.

11:49Oti: Pretty much because I chose them, mate.

11:49KT: Yeah. Well, I I don't know if you will approve, but I do see some very tantalizing, some very delicious

12:28KT: patrons in the VIP section of our red carpet. Would you like to hear what they have to say, Oti?

12:28Oti: Oh, yes, please.

12:28KT: So last year, Audrey Tautou stood up Julio. So let's see how Julio is faring this year in the VIP section of the red carpet of the Splooshies Awards.

12:28Guests: Hey, KT and Oti. This is Julio. Sorry. We're running a little late.

12:51Guests: I was halfway

12:53Guests: to the ceremony, and then I realized I forgot my mask and my vaccination card, so I had to go back. And now here I am all decked out, ready to enjoy the show. I'm just sorry that I missed Tarantino's entrance. I guess I heard that he he made a scene. I'm here to sell my movie. I have explained this many times in the last twenty years. I just refuse to repeat myself over and over again because you want me to for you and your show. I'm I'm just glad that you guys stood up to him. And, well, you know, if you sometimes you just have to kick a prominent director out when they don't know how to behave.

13:27Guests: I see that the MCU area of the auditorium is pretty much empty, so I'm gonna go sit there and chill. You'll probably hear me. I'll be the only voice cheering for Shang-Chi and Spider-Man No Way Home. So look forward to the show, and thank you for doing this. It's it's a lot of fun.

13:27KT: Brilliant.

13:50KT: We love Julio. Did you see him with his mic kit just recording Tarantino very conveniently?

13:56Oti: Yeah. Sure did.

13:59KT: Oh, Julio. We fucking love you. Yeah. It is essentially a VIP section if in if you're in the MCU space. Because Julio is a patron, we did cover No Way Home. But we've only famously, to us, we've only famously covered two Marvels, and that's Black Panther, which is our first episode of the podcast, and Shang-Chi. That's it. So you're essentially in the Kelly Rowland seat filler section if you're nasty, Julio. But thank you so much. We love you,

14:32KT: and it's been a great time. I just it's so much fun, Oti. Mhmm. And it's fun to be able to share it with our most beloved friends and lovers. Speaking of most beloved friends and lovers, hustle motherfucking hustle. I see Brent on the red carpet.

14:32Guests: Pee. Pee. Leave her alone. Bro,

14:52Guests: Keke Palmer, I think, has a boyfriend. Alright. You know, I got something to do. Alright. You do you do you do you. Hey. What's going on? For Your Reference podcast. What's popping? Happy to be here. Happy to be on the red carpet. I think this is the first red carpet I've ever been on other than, the red carpet and the trap house something. Jokes.

15:08Guests: We got them. But no. Seriously. I love y'all show. I love being a patron. I love that we get mentioned every now and again. You know, I'm a, you know, I'm a whore for attention, so I love that attention. Thank you. You know, on the Reservoir Dogs episode, give me a shout out and everything. And KT, I'm just gonna say, I vehemently apologize

15:25Guests: for PJ fucking with Hey. We love you. We just fucking with you. It's all jokes. It's all a big old hug and everything. I'm hugging the air in front of me. Imagine it's you because we saw all love around here. We just we just playing. Alright. Don't hit us. Don't don't hurt us. We're alright. Hope you continue doing your thing. Shout out to Oti too. What's going on, homie? Just finished up the next episode of HVH Radio. Did a Valentine's Day show. So, Oti, I'm just saying, you know, I got the I got the mood music, like, popping for you. So if you, you know, I can help you out, my man. I mean, I ain't say that I say that need help or nothing like that. I'm just saying, you know, I can I can give you that look, you know, just, you know, just play it put put it on the background, man? I got a whole section, girl, that'll get you wow. Yeah. But,

16:03Guests: For Your Reference podcast, I love y'all. Homie hustle fuck with you heavy. Mass shout out. War time. Let's go get some goddamn trophies. Peace.

16:12Oti: Woo hoo.

16:13KT: Fucking cheers, Brent. So good. Inside inside joke that Brent was referring to in their Reservoir Dogs episode, they plugged our promo where I said vehemently, and PJ wasn't having my pronunciation. So I guess to settle the score, Brent

16:13Oti: How do you say it?

16:13KT: Well, to settle the score, Brent and PJ, how do you pronounce vehemently, Oti?

16:13Oti: Vehemently.

16:39Oti: There's only one way.

16:39KT: Well, there you go. We'll take your Valentine's playlist. Wait. What other way is there? Vehemently,

16:46KT: I think Don't you go sipping vehemently juice in the hood.

16:53KT: But

16:57KT: oh, thank you so much, Brent. Home Video Hustle, the radio show was really great. He did do a Valentine's. I think it's like two and a half or maybe even three hours long. I had to make sure I didn't make eye contact on public transport because he guaranteed lovemaking and baby making. Oh, I think we need to cool down from that splooshy red carpet, Oti. Are you ready to get into some awards?

17:23Oti: Ready, ready. Alright.

17:25KT: Well, welcome, welcome, welcome everyone. Sit on down, sit on some Jupiter's cocks if you're feeling nasty. We are getting into the first award category, which is called a Firm Foundation.

17:40Oti: Laying the groundwork. Laying the groundwork for the story, surely in your mind, you could see where the story would possibly go and in that, give you the excitement of wanting to watch father to see how it develops.

17:40KT: But that's like saying you've laid the foundation for a house and the house isn't done yet. You can't praise that.

17:40Oti: Mate, once you've laid down the house, the foundation of the house, the house is pretty much done. That's the hardest thing to do.

17:40KT: What?

18:12KT: Join me on Oti's architectural one zero one. Okay. If if Oti is messaging you to build your houses, just block him. And this is why you're not allowed on the Twitter, okay? And as we love a Firm Foundation. You're not allowed on the Twitter, Oti. I am. You know, like, 2009 to 2012, everyone went to Twitter jail. Oti stayed there. There's no hashtag free Oti. He's still in Twitter jail. Do you still maintain the Firm Foundation?

18:47Oti: I do because

18:48Oti: it's the truth.

18:48KT: No. I think that's just the life of struggle that a lot of us don't understand. But shout out to our patrons. Thank you for voting as part of the Splooshie Awards Committee. The Firm Foundation starting it off right. It is a popular film or TV show that deserves all of the praise. And the nominees are in order of release on the podcast. Judas and the Black Messiah. Is are you still auditioning? Because Daniel Kaluuya already released the film.

19:23Oti: Yeah. Maybe next time, what are you doing, Hope? Alright. Go off, King. Mhmm.

19:28KT: Airplane! Mhmm.

19:30KT: Money Heist part five volume one. Oh. The Harder They Fall. Okay. And Succession season three. Oh, we've got some firm foundations right there. And the winner and to kick off the third annual Splooshies Awards for Firm Foundation is Airplane! And accepting the award for Airplane! is Oti pleasurable inflatable.

20:08Oti: It's just my job talking.

20:13KT: You're telling me lies.

20:15Oti: What can I say? This is one of the best movies we've watched this year. And the fact that we waited so long and it just hit on all the levels was still relatable. And that says a lot because of most of the times when the movies we've watched just don't go that way. So I'll be taking this trophy back home.

20:39KT: Woo hoo. Woo hoo. Congratulations.

20:42KT: Oti pleasurable inflatable. Alright. Well, I guess to give me a chance to slide on into these award DMs, let's go on to the red carpet Oti. Mhmm. We don't play favorites in the For Your Reference household, but we do have a soft spot for busting. Oh. Filmbusting, if you're nasty. Mhmm. I think I see is that Paul and Ben? Let's see.

21:09Guests: It's another year on the For Your Reference reference podcast, and we're here on the red carpet to celebrate another year of Pam Grier and George Clooney farts. Howdy, friends and lovers. You're here with your friends, Paulie and Benny. Edge closer to Sploosh Mountain as we hear our salacious hosts thrust their phallic trophies in the faces of unsuspecting movies of qualitaire. Isn't that right, my love?

21:42Guests: Far out. It's

21:45Guests: so beautiful to have this many sexual and sensual people in my household. Who are you most looking forward to sliding into your love center?

21:54Guests: Me. I am just happy to be here in the company of all these amazing people. Apart from John David Washington, he can piss right off.

22:03Guests: Like the rumble from my pussy valley, it has been the most tantalizing of years. Just like the people I can see on the red carpet. Who's over there, my love? I think that's Julio. Hello, patrons. Looking pretty sharp. And over there next to him who gets all the love of my Pam Grier love spaces is mister Jamie Russell. It's the film. Cheers, Jamie. Jamie.

22:26Guests: Yes. He's he's one of our patrons as well, Jamie. He sure is, my love. Mate, there are so many people here that I'm enjoying seeing, but where are KT and Oti? Well, my love, they're in their secret space, forming all of their audio passages

22:42Guests: with pop culture goodness.

22:44Guests: I have to dive into that pussy valley.

22:47Guests: Me too, my love.

22:50Guests: I guess we'll see what happens on the red carpet. Goodbye, friends and lovers. See you. Wait. Wait. Wait. Who's this? Who who's that? Wait. Get on. Get on. Hello. Hello. Oh, yes. Their episodes were as trusty and turny as a piece of fusilli.

23:04Guests: Oh, now Martha, Martha, you weren't allowed to listen to that inside. I told you. Don't allow paraphernalia, phones, radios, that sort of thing.

23:16KT: Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. For for those on the main feed, we had to run it back one fucking time because it was so good and Oti heard it for the first time. I had to rewind the first thirty seconds 10 times. I fucking love it. And we just got Weird Al'd by one of our most beloved pod pals and beloved patrons. And I I am flattered, but I'm also like, fuck, man. The FilmBusters AI is coming after us and we can be replicated apparently.

23:52Oti: Probably. I'm stopping saying mate forever.

23:57KT: No. But like, Far Out is also one of yours as well. I know. I know.

24:05Oti: Far Out.

24:07KT: If if you asked me if my goal getting if you asked me if my goal getting into podcasting was to get two Britonians to say Pussy Valley,

24:17KT: I wouldn't say so, but it would be most welcome.

24:17Oti: Yeah. They need to change the title sequence so that we can just have Britonians say Pussy Valley.

24:29KT: Rule Pussy Valley. Pussy Valley rules the waves.

24:34Oti: Yeah. Lots of wild anthems would get behind.

24:37KT: I fucking Paul and Ben, how dare you penetrate my inner heart chambers with so much as Paul would say quoting me, quality. We fucking love yous, and we would literally be here until the hardcore prawn comes home. But we love you. We love you. We love you. Thank you so much. And this will be many more. District 10 has also been announced, so eventually, we will be covering it. But we will need to find a way to collaborate

25:09KT: again because it was a most momentous affair. And don't worry, I can stretch the pussy valley so we can fit all five of us. I'm also including myself inside my pussy valley. Cheers, Paul and Ben. We fucking love you. Cheers. Literally could go home now, but let's continue on with the award show. The next award is the Pardon the Pun award.

25:37Oti: We're For Your Reference for a reason. Everything is based off our frame of reference. Mhmm. So this played a really big part in my childhood, religion that is. Yep. So Moses and all that, I grew up in all that stuff. It's just suffice it to say that you're in a nonsense only logical point to sort of bleed out a bit on this episode.

25:59KT: If you'll pardon the river pun. If you're just dipping your toe, if you'll pardon the pun. I guess he didn't realize he was a supporting character, if you'll pardon the pun. It really moves together in a symphony, if you'll pardon the pun. As as you say, it was very self contained, if you'll pardon the pun. And he goes into a drawer and he finds a purple dildo as most common garden varieties have, if you'll pardon the pun. Rest in love and peace and power, Jessica Walter. The last clip,

26:30KT: I believe, was from at least our first year, if not our second, and it was our Archer episode.

26:35Oti: Yeah. It's it's one of the shows we started watching together at the very start of our relationship.

26:35KT: I don't know if this is Paul and Ben's doing, but Oti's getting very sentimental.

26:45KT: Let's get into nominees for Pardon the Pun. Again, in order of release on the podcast. We have Head High.

26:57Oti: Kill them with the flow.

26:58KT: Again, I don't occupy the dance hall, friends and lovers. Riders of Justice. Oh. Black Christmas. Okay. Doom Patrol, and Jackie Pam Grier, Run It Back Brown. Oh. And the winner for Pardon the Pun 2022 in the Splooshies Awards is Riders of Justice. And accepting the award today is Mads KT panties Mikkelsen.

27:41Oti: Woo hoo.

27:45KT: Tak skal du have, friends and lovers. Don't worry, Mads. I'll send you my panties, and that will relay all of the messages. It might denote to some particular appointments we need to attend, but that's okay. Thank you so much. We'll be pardoning nothing in your presence if you're nasty. Mhmm. Okay, friends and lovers. Hopefully, everyone is cooling down. Maybe it's time to stock up with some water, friends and lovers, because we have some more red carpet interviews, Oti. And I see Matt, Audra, and Jason on the red carpet from Gateleapers slash Drinkapedia.

28:25Guests: Yeah. We're honored to be here. Everyone from Drinkapedia and Gateleapers, say hi, guys. Hello. We respect KT and Oti so much as as podcasters, as people.

28:35Guests: As heroes of the community, honestly. Oh wow. Just fantastic.

28:39Guests: It means so much to be here at their award show today. A pair of pioneering podcasters who've just done so much in the world of podcasting. In this year alone actually, they've done so many things. Yeah.

28:54Guests: Like when KT moved across the ocean to The UK to coach that football team, using her genuine spirit and heart

29:02Guests: to just inspire so many people around her. Mean, KT's great, but that that was Ted Lasso.

29:09Guests: Maybe.

29:11Guests: The the moment that you broke Fandango Guys and all the other movies ticket selling websites to just bust out the best pandemic opening blockbuster

29:23Guests: of the year with the Spider-Mans and the Doc Ocks and the- Yeah, I think I'm just going go ahead, Jason, say that KT and Oti are great, but they didn't make Spider-Man. They didn't, that wasn't No. No?

29:36Guests: No. I thought, no, but I was pretty sure.

29:39Guests: Yeah, you're not. I do know who you're talking about, but I do think that it was Oti who released all of those documents about the Royco cruise ship. Right. Yeah. Okay. So you're you're talking about Kendall Roy from from the hit TV series Succession. You're not actually talking about KT and Oti. You're Kendall. It's kinda starting to piss me off just a little bit. Oh. Okay. Okay. What about the the moment,

30:01Guests: you know, when they left the royal family, made a big deal out of it, came back to America, that whole thing. Oprah?

30:08Guests: They had the interview with I I'll be honest. I reckon that was 2020 and not 2021. Was that really? See, now you're naming things from other years. Can you just please, For Your Reference podcast, literally the best media review podcast out there and you're saying these things? Okay. It was honestly inspiring

30:22Guests: when KT missed

30:24Guests: the turn with that ship in the Suez Canal. Right. That was a big fucking point. That wasn't wasn't a big Oti got it out. It could be the other way around. I'm not sure who crashed the boat. I know you're trying to work me now. Okay? Look, let's just let's just agree that For Your Reference is a brilliant podcast. We've all had a great time listening to it this year. And both KT and Oti deserve all the awards that are coming to them. That sounded threatening.

30:46Guests: You deserve everything that's coming to you.

30:49Guests: Congratulations on another fantastic year guys.

30:52Guests: Yes.

30:54Guests: Thanks for inviting us of Gateleapers and Drinkapedia to your red carpet opening. We are honored to be here. We'll take our seats now. Thank you so much. Thank you. And I'm pretty sure KT would

31:05Guests: crush this ship.

31:09KT: Well, they don't call me a wide load for nothing, Oti. But I love how you're glossing over the point that you are Kendall from Succession. The best character. Where you're like, with your headphones on, listening to hip hop in the car.

31:09Oti: My method acting.

31:09KT: To hype yourself no bounds. Trying to hype yourself up for daddy.

31:28Oti: We all have daddy issues.

31:30KT: We do. Our pinnacle is fucking Daddywood friends and lovers. But thank you so much, the pals at Gateleapers. I went on and did a Twilight episode. Curiously, out of all the references, none of them were about Twilight. I am not ashamed. It's okay. But thank you so much for having me on your podcast. It's been a lifelong dream ever since I came across Drinkapedia, and I believe it was Jason that compared Taylor Swift to pineapple on a pizza.

32:00Oti: Oh.

32:01KT: Yeah. I like Jason. We love Jason. He's fucking great. Yeah. And we'll also love that you picked him above the three. Yeah. Pick out all those pineapples out. Yeah. Well, speaking of awkward segue, let's move on to Lia. Lia from We Are The Watchers and also a podcast about podcasting.

32:21Oti: Mhmm.

32:23Guests: Splooshy, splooshy, splooshy. What a wonderful occasion this is. Oh, the glitz, the glamour, getting out of the tracksuit pants that we've been wearing for the past couple of years. It's really good just to be out and about and seeing people, having lights flashed in your eyes, and enjoying this night of nights or morning of mornings or day of days depending, of course, of when you're listening to this. It feels like yesterday that we at We Are The podcast were able to enjoy the red carpet of the Splooshies. It was a wonderful experience.

32:54Guests: So much so that I thought, how am I gonna get myself back in here again? So I started a new podcast called A Podcast About Podcasting, which basically helps people who are new to podcasting figure out what to do and what not to do. And I thought, you know who's really good at figuring out how to do social media really well?

33:13Guests: KT from For Your Reference Podcast. Got her on. We had a great chat. It was lovely to, you know, see somebody and speak to them even though it was over Zoom during lockdown, but it was a highlight of my social calendar for the week. Thank you for being on the podcast, and thank you for inviting me to this wonderful night again. I promise I won't steal any of the chairs this time, but the spoons are not safe.

33:38KT: Lia, thank you so much. And as I promised in the DMs and when you bring it out of the DMs and you mention it on the main podcast, it is official. You have an honorary seat at the Splooshies Awards. Yeah. It's it's it's wild to think that I would be asked to be on a podcast about podcasting, especially when it comes to social media, especially when you see the tweets and our content. But it really means a lot. And I love that we're slowly building a community of podcasters in Australia.

34:13KT: And Lia, you were at the center of it. We talk about it's a Crime Scene Kitchen. We talk about everything from here to there. I loved watching hearing her journey through Money Heist and it's such a great fucking time.

34:13Oti: It is.

34:13KT: Absolutely indeed. And the next award category that we're going to go into are you ready for some more awards?

34:13Oti: Yep. Bring it.

34:13KT: This is Reverse Primae Noctis, Oti. Mhmm. And we love deflowering. Mhmm. Especially when it happens two ways.

34:46KT: And

34:47KT: if you haven't listened to Spartacus, we will not like the king deflower you Reverse Primae Noctis in spoilers. If you have not watched Spartacus, we have Game of Thrones, which is, you know, it'll break you in. It will get you ready for the penetration of the show that is Spartacus. I was simping, so I couldn't even make fun of Max Cherry because I was Max KT Cherry. She was popping my Max KT Cherry. Tell me about your crumpled magazine covers, Oti. Say you had a starched bedsheet without saying you had a starched bedsheet. Comment,

35:32KT: sir?

35:32Oti: Anyone who did have a starched bedsheet is lying.

35:39KT: Well, there's there's more to question, I guess, if you didn't have a starch bedsheet. Okay. Reverse Primae Noctis, friends and lovers, is if we could go back and watch this TV show slash movie for the first time. Because, you know, when you get the rhythm, when you feel that one two on that ass, it never really feels as good as that first time. Right? So this is what we've nominated for Reverse Primae Noctis in the twenty twenty two annual Splooshy Awards. Are you ready, Oti?

35:39Oti: Ready.

35:39KT: And the nominees in order of episodes released are

36:17KT: Mortal Kombat Fatalji. The Harder They Fall.

36:22Oti: Fire, Femen. Come through, Coffey.

36:29KT: No. Come through, Oti. Insecure season five.

36:29Oti: Lawrence, I've all day, every day.

36:29KT: Someone remove this man, please. Remove all the men. The Matrix.

36:42Oti: Oh, Neo Neo Neo. The chosen one by Thandiwe Newton. They didn't see that they didn't see that fifth movie coming, did they? When Thandiwe becomes Neo, it's gotta be fire.

37:00KT: Again, again, security, Oti's had too many loose peel pockets.

37:05Oti: My mother does not look like you.

37:11KT: Just to be clear, you know? Just being clear here. You're allowed to stay in the award show, but only because you speak facts. Yep. You spit in those bars. And also Jackie Brown.

37:27Oti: Simping. Everyday simping.

37:29KT: Well, unfortunately for you, regardless of the amplified voice you bring, the winner is The Matrix.

37:39Oti: Oh.

37:47KT: And accepting the Reverse Primae Noctis Award for 2022 is KT changing casting in the middle of it. Don't worry about it. KT. Oh. Friends and lovers, I will repeat the cold open. Allow yourself to be challenged by cinema, non gendered film bros. Mhmm. Sit on my balls and Cartman's cock, and we can snap it off. Okay. Are you ready for some more red carpet, Oti?

37:47Oti: Bring it.

37:47KT: Can your carpet be more palatable?

38:24Oti: Always.

38:25KT: Alright. Well, this is from Seth from Thanks For Coming.

38:25Guests: Hi. This is Seth from the former Thanks For Coming podcast. And I just wanted to congratulate you all for making it through another year of podcasting and making it to another Splooshies, which is one of my favorite podcasts of yours to listen to. I hope that you all have a fabulous another year, and I would love to see more queer content and movie reviews or TV show reviews in your

38:59Guests: in your coming year. And if you needed any sort of a guest for the show, you know, maybe I'll come out of retirement. No promises, but, you know, maybe I could be sweet talked. And, yes, I just love you guys, both of you, and you guys are awesome. And I hope that you guys get super famous and rich this year. I hope you all have a fabulous time this year, and I would have to give your podcast 10 out of 10 splooshes. Everyone loves you just as much as I do. Bye.

39:36KT: Bye. But always welcome in our hearts, Seth. Thank you so much. Yeah. All our heart is he wants to be part of the podcast and do every other episode with us. Yeah. So he's gonna boot one of us out for diversity. Right?

39:50Oti: It's gonna be you, mate.

39:50KT: You

39:55KT: know how Tarantino has Samuel Jackson around for cred? That's what's gonna happen with Seth, essentially. He's going after put out all of our fires, all of our problematic straight fires. I also love Seth to a further extent because he is the first and only guest slash patron to ever use the barometer of splooshes. 10 out of 10 splooshes. Thank you so much, Seth. We fucking love you. Speaking of love trains, we would love to run our train through Sam from Movie Reviews in 20 Qs. And next up on the red carpet is

40:34Guests: sorry? Who are you?

40:36Guests: Hi. Yes. Oh, I'm hi. I'm Sam. I host the podcast Movie Reviews in 20. Oh god. I can't believe I'm here. Is this really happening? Oh my god. My mind is gonna explode. Elo, you you got really pretty hair. I just love I just love ginger hair. It's really pretty. It's gorgeous.

40:52Guests: And how did you get here?

40:54Guests: I I won a competition, and I couldn't believe it. All I had to guess was how long Oti was in inches. I can't believe this. I am like, I'm gonna lose my mind. This is so exciting. Right.

41:06Guests: How many did you guess?

41:08Guests: Oh, all of them. All of the inches. All of them. Obviously, correct dunce. Who are you wearing tonight? Who am I wearing? What you do mean who am I wearing? Everyone had them all licked? What sort of psycho are you? Who am I wearing?

41:23Guests: And who did you bring as a date? Well, I mean, how do you even find someone who is good enough to come to an event like this? Like, where do you even start? There's no one out there in the universe that is, like, even on these guys' level, like, For Your Reference level. I mean, come on. Who is on their level? No one. So so it's just me and missus Palmer and her five fingery daughters. Well, ones of fun.

41:46Guests: Can we get some security to the arse, please?

41:49Guests: Yeah. Fair enough. I'm actually surprised I've managed them last this long. Oh, and final thing. Congrats, KT and Oti. Absolutely cannot wait to see what you guys are gonna bring to us this episode. Cheers.

42:01KT: Why do I feel like that clip is going to have Sam canceled and by proximity us canceled? Do the daughters need to get into your proverbial milking, sir?

42:16Oti: They're the cow in Peacemaker.

42:18KT: Okay. Yeah. All of the inches. Right, Oti? All of the inches. Thank you so much, Sam. I guess just as a highlight, we did cover Upgrade, which is a film that we love so much. You know, our most beloved Logan Marshall-Green, Tom Hardy fucking dude Taboo already. We've been fucking waiting for it. There's some incestual shit. Yeah. There you go. So there's your tie in, Sam. You were forever immortalized on the For Your Reference podcast about incest.

42:50Oti: As it should be.

42:55KT: Well, most pertinently, we are moving into a and possibly related Striking Urethras. I would recommend outside of your family, but 99.9% of the time, I mind my fucking business. So you do you boo boo. We're moving on to Striking Urethras.

43:15Oti: Yeah. And one of the fascinating questions you asked was how it felt for Karl, especially being a woman Yeah. And being fucked.

43:24KT: Black Mirror. And

43:27KT: they later explained it that Like, does it go inside his urethra?

43:31Oti: What? How does it work?

43:34Oti: You know they have butts. Right? Yeah. But guys have butts.

43:39KT: Charlie Brooker, please call us. We have very we have pertinent questions to the our understanding

43:46KT: of your universe.

43:46Oti: Who would fuck someone's urethra? That would be beautiful hours. Because it's in the front. You're ridiculous. Because it's in the front. You're ridiculous.

43:56KT: I'll take some fellatio and mint. I also didn't appreciate that Liu Kang was kink shaming ball crushing. Yeah. Yeah. Come and lick your hands to see what you've done. I thought it happens the other way around.

44:08Oti: Oh, yeah, actually.

44:13KT: So the first and last clip of this compilation, sir, you must answer to. Well,

44:20Oti: I'm a very giving seer. There's no point in licking my hand all the time. I wanna reciprocate.

44:29KT: You need to go down on the pom pom. Yeah.

44:32Oti: What's the fighting almost receiving? I wanna give as well. Me.

44:39KT: Wow. Okay. Fallatio she wrote, Yeah. Filet show, she wrote. Come on, Oti, one time.

44:39Oti: Oh, bloody wild, mate.

44:39KT: Are you not gonna join me?

44:39Oti: You bloody ridiculous.

44:39KT: Alright. Well, Paul and Ben have no problem venturing into the pussy valley. Okay. Well, Reverse Primae Noctis. Don't worry, friends and lovers. Our award category gets spicier as we continue. The Striking Urethras awards category covers all of the feels. Ratings and popularity do not matter in this awards category. And boy, oh boy, oh boy, did we have a tussle, Oti.

45:30Oti: Mhmm.

45:31KT: Unfortunately, you'll also notice that Belly didn't get nominated in any of these.

45:36Oti: For a very specific reason.

45:40KT: You occupy the dance floor and you shouldn't. The nominees for twenty twenty two of Striking Urethras are Snowfall season four, The Harder They Fall, Doom Patrol, Redfern Now, and Jackie Brown. And the winner of Striking Urethras goes to The Harder They Fall. Accepting The Harder They Fall tonight is Edi Oti Gathegi.

46:23Oti: Wow.

46:25Oti: Single heartedly, one of the best movies of this year. Okay. And it's one of the very few movies we've rewatched back to back Uh-huh. After completion. Uh-huh. Because Jeymes Samuel is amazing.

46:43KT: Nice. Wow. Fan your pussy vales, friends and lovers. What a delightful time. And most suitably, most notably, friends and lovers, mark it off of your scorecards, we have a new compilation in the annual Splooshies Awards. We are diving into shout outs to Elaine from Angus IT and for everyone that ever wanted an Oti compilation. Open wide from both lips because this is an Oti compilation.

47:17Oti: Get up. Stand up. Stand up for your right. If it's not the ass, I ain't seen it. What in my character makes you think I will allow that? Oh, you're doing well. Let's not rattle the nest.

47:28Oti: What do you mean you wanna be free? Freedom?

47:30Oti: What do you mean? I'm I'm I'm I'm the boss. I'm getting my pay. You know? Wow. Let's let's let's store the common line. Let's keep the status quo. That is fucking luck. A wise or a dog in the window. The wild with the long cali hair.

47:47KT: The harder they colonize, right, Oti? I think it's called Ironside and I kept thinking of Blair Underwood.

47:47Oti: Wee,

47:53Oti: wee, wee.

47:55Oti: Oh my.

47:57KT: Wow, Oti. Wow. Everyone has a sleep paralysis demon. Mine is Oti going, wee, wee, wee.

48:09Oti: You could thank your boy Tarantino for that nonsense.

48:14KT: How do you feel being immortalized in the For Your Reference? Annual Splooshies Awards, my love.

48:14Oti: Oh, so special. I have to take a sip.

48:14KT: Oh, wow. So special. You needed to stop me from amplifying your black voice.

48:14Oti: Yeah.

48:28Oti: If amplifying my black voice is a few seconds on an awards show that happens once a year.

48:34KT: Bro, you're lucky you get that much. Alright? As Ben would say, piss right off. Quoting you. Quoting you, sir. Yeah. Let's move into the next and one of the last, the highest tier on our Patreon as well, Daddywood. Dan is definitely your right-hand man. You definitely want him in your camp. Yeah. He's loyal. He loves

49:04KT: he loves Al.

49:04Oti: Oh, yes. Through and through. Like, he he he seeks

49:09Oti: Al's valid you know, validation as well.

49:09KT: Oh, yeah. Everyone does. There's like a daddy complex. They should call it Daddywood. Oh.

49:18Oti: Oh.

49:21Oti: Don't Oh. Even pretend thou by mistake.

49:24KT: Holy fulfilling daddies, daddies, daddies. Say, daddy. Bad daddy. Bad daddy. Bad daddy. Are you the bad Wagwan daddy?

49:36Oti: Me. It seems like every daddy. Oh, dear. I can't. I even can't with this. You're ridiculous beyond.

49:48KT: I haven't caught you in a daddy sound bite, but I will, Oti. I highly doubt that would ever happen. Your daddies are out here in these streets and I'm gonna catch them. Call me Ash KT catch them. I'm gonna catch them all. Wow. Yeah. You're my pocket monster. Woah.

50:06Oti: At you.

50:08KT: If you're nasty. The Daddywood award. Speaking of Oti's compilation, the daddy of them all. The Daddywood award goes to the creme de la creme. If we were to nominate this, everything else disappears. As I would coin myself, stake them, hold them. Are you ready? And the nominees for Daddywood award in 2022 of the Splooshies Awards are Money Heist part five volume one, Riders of Justice, Insecure season five, Succession season three, and The Matrix. And the winner for Daddywood of 2022 in the For Your Reference household goes to Insecure season five. And accepting

51:07KT: the award for Insecure season five in 2022 for Daddywood in the For Your Reference household is Martin Lawrence, never do better, never gonna do better, Oti Walker. Accept the award, you motherfucker.

51:28Oti: I can live with the shade just because Insecure has to go down as one of the best TV shows, period. Yeah. Period. Yeah. And I love what she Issa does for the community as well. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. It's a fucking double whammy experience. Just bloody love.

51:49KT: Bloody love, but not Jay Ellis.

51:52Oti: Jay Ellis as well.

51:52KT: Not Jay Ellis.

51:52Oti: No other show is more relatable to me than Insecure. So to me, it's already won every other award.

51:52KT: Well, round up your fucking insoles then.

51:52Oti: I will.

52:06KT: We ride it on with the head sacks that don't fit. Mhmm. That's a Django reference. Okay, friends and lovers. For those that are continuing, perhaps a time to hydrate, perhaps a time to sit on Oti's unmentionables, snapping it and riding it. We are getting into Sploosh Mountain, Oti. And the podcast there, I say. Were you not ready for a whopper in your holes, friends and lovers? Welcome, welcome. It is the qualitech. It is what we do around her. Before we sploosh and need a post coitus cigarette and a nap, I don't have a type.

52:48KT: Expound. Well, feel like I can steep myself in qualite. I can, you know, tantalize and sploosh myself over a lot of material. Pull your finger out and stick your toe in, Oti, and have a good time. You were earning all of my splooshes and I will be at your altar. And that was what made the trailer so amazing because you see the fight and you see the blood swords. I was looking for sploosh swords, but unfortunately, I had to sploosh myself. Yeah. He's a tall guy. Like like sucking the rings off. They

53:24KT: call him Sonic Tarantino. What are you talking about? Wow. Don't ask him where he puts his knuckles. Thank you for those that listen to the podcast in a linear timeline. I don't think we'll ever cover Arrival. Correct, sir? We won't? We wouldn't. But we are getting into Sploosh Mountain. And in our Christmas episode, we give a numerical value on how we feel about the films and TV shows we covered out of 10 in association with our patrons for the Splooshies Awards Committee. So keeping that into consideration, the winner of Sploosh Mountain

54:08KT: 10 out of 10 average ranked by the committee goes to Alice in Borderland. Accepting the award in 2022 for Sploosh Mountain is KT Down the Pussy Valley Hole.

54:35Oti: Hoo.

54:37KT: Arigato, friends and lovers. Thank you so much. I will accept this award, and season two of Alice in Borderland is coming out soon. Allow yourself to sploosh yourself in subtitles.

54:52Oti: Go against the grain. Do not fall for the Squid Game trap. Look beyond and enjoy Alice in Borderland, which is 10 times better.

55:04KT: Wow. Evangelizing. Tell us you've been watching Righteous Gemstones without telling us you've been watching Righteous Gemstones, Oti.

55:04Oti: It's a good show.

55:04KT: Well, good for you.

55:16Oti: And good not for you. I don't know. Leave me alone. It's a good show.

55:26KT: Do they speak coherent and what?

55:31Oti: Dickhead.

55:32KT: Woah. Hey.

55:38KT: Well, thank you so much, friends and lovers. If like me, you've lost your underwear, don't borrow someone else's.

55:45Oti: Oh, do. Because sharing is caring, panties and all.

55:50KT: Alright. So thank you, friends and lovers, for joining us at another delicious, delectable Splooshies Awards. Thank you for celebrating, whether you enjoyed it more than we did, venturing into Tarantino and crescendoing with the annual Splooshies Awards. We fucking love you guys so much. Is there anything else you wanna say, Oti?

55:50Oti: We

56:19Oti: didn't have any South Korean nominees this year. We didn't, but that was my plug in to say that we'd be covering more of that. And hopefully, the anime in the fourth season.

56:31KT: No, Oti. Don't concede. Do better. You can't trick me like all of us are alive and you think I'm going to automatically like it. We have a hankery degustation sort of palette. You can't fucking trick us.

56:31Oti: Yeah. I know.

56:31KT: And we all deserve Oti's beef Wellington.

56:52Oti: We do.

56:54KT: Okay. Well, another addition to the annual Splooshies Awards is a very fun compilation. Shout outs to everyone that actually listens to the whole episode. You know, it's cute to have statistics that show us how many people are listening. It's not so cute to see how long they actually listen for and when they drop off. But shout out to everyone that actually listens to the whole episode because we actually have a lot of fun at the end of the podcast.

57:26KT: Thank you so much for our three years. We fucking loved it so much. We're really looking forward to season four. We're going to be covering more anime. Don't worry, weebs. We have been seeing the downloads because really all we have is Naruto. So we're going to get into a lot more. Thank you for everyone that has allowed us the capacity to completion. We are going to end with end of podcast compilation. Thank you so much for making our third year of podcasting so amazing. We fucking love yous. Enjoy this end compilation.

58:03KT: Woo hoo. Woo. If you wanna yeehaw on Twitter, can you let me do it? Yeehaw, that's Literally the Tarantino woodland creatures. Yeah. That's a South Park reference, friends and lovers. Let me try again. If you would like to, yeehaw on our asses on Twitter and Instagram, we're at ForYourRefPod.

58:25Oti: Nice.

58:27KT: You know what else is nice? Oti's on Twitter and Twitter and Instagram, we're at If you'd like to know Oti safe word on Twitter and Instagram, we're at ForYourRefPod. We're also on Leaning Tower of Pisa humpers podcast if you'd like to leave a rating and review. We're also on sign the petition for Ronny Chieng as Shang-Chi in Shang-Chi two. If

58:51KT: you'd like to see Oti's Cherry on Twitter and Instagram, we're at ForYourRefPod, and you can ride it and snap it off. Snap it off would be the best part of this. Well, if you'd like to break off Oti's back on Twitter and Instagram, we're at ForYourRefPod. We're also on fat back podcast if you'd like to leave a rating and review. We're also on Sweetie Man's OG edition podcast if you like to leave a rating and review. We're also on Malombo podcast if you like to leave

59:19KT: a rating and review. And we'll see you guys, hopefully, just as enjoyably

59:25Oti: next week. Grab your sticks and send us a message. Golly.

59:29KT: See you.