Meet me at the ballroom, bring along your dog and your tally of burns because this week we cover 1997 […]
P-Valley – The Pynker the berry
Sanitise your poles and prepare your holes because we are fighting to save The Pynk with Starz P-Valley this week. […]
Training Day – It Jakes a wolf to catch a wolf
Put down your books because we are serving street justice with Training Day this week. Stats Director: Antoine FuquaWriter: David […]
Key and Peele – Eyes are Wendells to the soul
Grab your practice peaches and limited edition mint condition hats because we’ve been invited to the pony show. We are […]
Perry Mason – He is a loose Gannon
Pay your tithes and ignore your wives because this week court is in session with HBO’s Perry Mason. Stats Released: […]
Amélie – A house is not a Gnome (with The Contrarians Julio)
Stay away from blood sucking critics but don’t get too attached to your childhood pet because we are covering Amélie […]
Umbrella Academy – Klaus and effect
Bring along your finest monocle because we have a date with a sequined mannequin beauty. This week we are covering […]
Twilight – For Bella or for worse
Hide your feminine products and bring along a flea collar because we are sinking our teeth into the Twilight franchise. […]
Shrek – Ogre habits die hard
Grab your most decorative boulders but make sure you leave your sense of self at the door as we dive […]
Uncut Gems – Addicted to Demany
Stop mining for those Opals and put the Furbys in the safe as we cover the Safdie brothers film, Uncut […]